I'm Weird. But A Good Weird.

'Ello there! You may know me, you my not know me! My name is Kodak, the Father of the Oceans! Depending on who you ask, I started life on earth, so try and be respectful, eh? It doesn't matter who you ask when it comes to my age, though; I'm about as old as dirt. So, seriously, be respectful.

YES SURE YOUR HUGS ARE GREAT

*Kodak unfurls his wings and wraps them, and his arms, around Matty*

5 days ago on July 20th | J | 1 note
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8) HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRIEND DAY!!!! DOUBLE THE BUDDY.

YAY!

5 days ago on July 20th | J | 1 note

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i have no idea MAYBE JUST BUY THINGS OR HANG maybe it’s like birthdays or something

Huh. I don’t have a birthday, so I guess I can celebrate today! 

5 days ago on July 20th | J | 1 note
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What are the traditional customs for Friend’s Day?

5 days ago on July 20th | J | 3 notes
HAPPY FRIEND'S DAY!! 8)


HAPPY WHATEVER YOU SAID! Friends are awesome

5 days ago on July 20th | J | 3 notes
don't punch her we're bros 8(


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Alright. I’ll apologize. 

1 week ago on July 15th | J | 3 notes
Did you just punch a teenage girl in the face? What the hell is wrong with you?

Anonymous

I’m a god. Punching kids in the face pales in comparison to the shit I’ve done in the past. 

1 week ago on July 15th | J | 0 notes
alopias:

every fucking time i see this hat on my dash this image plagues me i had to get it out of my system alright

alopias:

every fucking time i see this hat on my dash this image plagues me i had to get it out of my system alright

1 week ago on July 13th | J | 836 notes
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oh dear, I have a lot of questions about kelpie. do they take on the shape of local breeds of horse? are there different freshwater and saltwater types? if so how do they vary? how far down can they swim? and are they friendly to you?

Anonymous

Generally they do, yes. They don’t really pick the shape of a horse, so much as they pick the shape of what is familiar to people. In the old days, that was usually a horse, and it has kind of stuck. Sometimes they choose humanoid forms, sometimes other things. And no, not really. But also yes. Every body of water, every local area, has individual sub species of Kelpie. Kind of like how there are nationalities of people. They vary based on the cultures of the surrounding area, and are always ethereal, malevolent, and vaguely sinister. How those traits manifest depends on what the culture they are near associates with them. 

And yes, they are friendly to me. If they were not, they would not exist.

2 weeks ago on July 8th | J | 1 note
what do you know about kelpie?

Anonymous

Quite a lot, actually. I’m the God of the oceans, anon, I’ve been watching over and guiding them since water first appeared on this planet. What do you want to know about the kelpie?

2 weeks ago on July 7th | J | 0 notes
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